rpgmaker:

*death metal scream* PEE PEE

(via immatyrantlizard)

  • Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
  • Me: no
  • Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser

angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

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(via thefuuuucomics)

dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing its fins

(via when-the-lightning-strikes)

fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

(via when-the-lightning-strikes)